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Ok, everyone out there...please go right now and replace all your CF lightbulbs with energy-burning incandescents. Go shoot your Hybrid car, and fill up your trucks and SUVs and drive around town until you empty 3 tanks of gas.

I'm FREEZING! Time to warm up this planet! It is freaking JULY, people, and I'm in a sweater and my fingers are like ice cubes. WTFBBQ!?!?!?!